#househunters
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It is around 3:30 in the afternoon and all Miley was thinking about is the fact that she has to leave at 4:15 to go meet with a realtor to look at houses with her friends. Oh and she still needs to shower and get ready. This probably isn't going to work, but she needs to rush. She got out of the shower and was ready by 4:10 PM. How did she get ready that fast? Plus, she now has a head full of wet hair and it is freezing outside. How does she look?
It is ice cold outside right now and all she is wearing is yoga pants, a Rowan University t-shirt, and a black North-face that is so old and so thin, she could feel the brisk air hitting her skin through it. They hopped into their friend Jackie's bright red colored Jeep and buckled up. Mind you, they are squished because its six of them in a car- so uncomfortable, but it's just for a the time being. "So where are we meeting him?" Jackie asked. They had no idea. They were new at this whole house hunting concept.
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They arrived at their first house that they were visiting and there was a guy picking up his dogs poop which made them want to throw up because it was right in front of them. Plus, he's on the lawn in front of this house and it's not even his. "Um, where are we supposed to park?" asked Fallon. There are signs along the street saying "NO PARKING" so guess where they parked? Right there. There were no other spots anyway.
Meanwhile as they were sitting in the car waiting for the realtor to show up, Fallon called him up and asked where he was. "I am pulling up right now" he said to her on the phone. They all looked to their left and saw his car. "Is he a girl?" pondered Christina. They all died of laughter because he does look like a girl and his name is a girls name. Of course he's not a girl.
They walked into the first house which looks TINY! They all said to each other "How are there six bedrooms in this shack?" They continued through the house and there was a living room of emptiness. They had a feeling that this house was going to be weird right from the beginning. They walked into the living room and there were the roommates, sitting on the couch in their pajamas, watching The Simpsons. Well hello there guys.
They all walked to the corner of the house where there were three bedrooms. As they entered the first bedroom, they noticed that it was filthy and full of beer bottles, prescription medicines, and old bowls of cereal and milk crusted inside. They all looked at each other and said "There are shopping carts in the corner over there..." They were so confused as to who these people were living in this house.
On to the next room. They turned their backs and it was right there. This was the biggest bedroom out of all of them. Up above the window is a sign that reads "Always Kiss Me Goodnight." They all read it aloud and said "Awwwww!" This was adorable considering this is an all boys house. Miley wondered which roommate this bedroom belonged to.
They all quickly looked at the third bedroom in that corner and turned around because there was nothing special about that one. They walked through the empty living room again and looked to their left and noticed something they didn't see when they walked in. Miley does not know how she missed these huge, enormous signs popping out right in her face. They learned, at that moment, that the boys living here obviously worked at ShopRite. Why did they want these hung in their living room? The answer will never be known. That is when she realized where those shopping carts came from... |
ON TO THE NEXT ONE...
They all continued on their HGTV home search and looked at the next house. "I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high, and life worth living!" blasted from the living room and they automatically thought that there were girls living there, but there were two boys lying on the couch watching Les Miserables together. The girls, including the realtor, started laughing hysterically.
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As they walked through the rest of the house, they decided quickly that it wasn't for them. There were 6 bedrooms which is what they wanted, but the rooms were so small; they wouldn't have been able to fit a bed in them. Also, the kitchen was two counter tops. How is Miley supposed to make meals in there? Food is the most important thing of the day for her! She eat twenty-four-seven.
ON TO THE NEXT ONE...
They hopped into Jackie's car again and were on their way following the realtor to their last house that they were visiting. They walked through the garage and into the living room and the first thing that they all noticed is the Christmas tree. It is currently the month of February, not December. Mileu wondered why they still had their tree up. They joked with them saying that for next year, the tree will be up for Christmas for them if they live there.
They all walked through the hall way and the realtor showed them the bathroom. A pink bathroom. Bright pink walls and shower curtains decorated this man's bathroom. He actually said he loves it. He also has a king bed so he described himself as "a princess with a king bed." This guy seemed like a pretty cool guy, Miley thought.
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Then he brought them to the basement. THE BASEMENT OF DOOM. Just kidding, it was a pretty nice basement. They had a pong table and a pool table down there. They must be big party-goers because there were red cups everywhere. The girls entered into a bedroom that was down there and there were turtles in a tank! They were the cutest little turtles swimming around. Miley never heard of someone or met someone who owned turtles as pets, but it was pretty cool!
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Unfortunately, that house is a bit expensive for their taste. The realtor did mention that they get to keep all of the furniture in the house which would be a plus, but in the end it was too expensive for all of them. I guess they will just have to keep searching for new tenants, especially the girls.
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As they were heading out of the house through the garage, they noticed all of the pizza boxes. There were piles and piles of pizza boxes hanging around in there along with other furniture. Maybe they didn't have time to bring the boxes to the curb? Pizza must be their favorite food. It is also Miley's, so maybe she should actually stay and get to know them better...
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I GUESS IT'S ON TO THE NEXT ONE...
(BUT WE WILL SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER DAY.)
(BUT WE WILL SAVE THAT FOR ANOTHER DAY.)
On their way to the car to leave from their adventure of house hunting, the tenants in the house turned to the realtor and asked him if he was going to "First Friday" at Landmark this Friday. They have never been to the bar so Miley suspected that this was a big deal, especially since they were asking their realtor who is probably a father and husband and they are college students.
In the car, they all chatted about the three houses that they visited. By the way, the tenants in the first house are renting it again for next year. I don't know why they weren't told this information beforehand because then they could've avoided viewing the ShopRite signs and shopping carts since they knew they wouldn't be able to get it. Before you knew it, Miley was snoring in the back seat. ZZZZZZZZZZ
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"WAKE UP! Look out the window!" said Jackie to all of them. There was a shooting star right in front of their eyes! That was the coolest thing she had ever seen and it made her day better. Even though they couldn't decide on a house they wanted for next year, they knew there would be more options and they were going to keep looking anyway. The shooting star was a sign that new beginnings are on its way and they weren't going to give up!
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ON TO THE NEXT ONE...